Saturday, December 13, 2008
'Tis the season to buy stuff, part two
"Grow your own" and "nutcracker" -- a series of words I never imagined I'd see strung together someday.
But the fact is, we're growing our own nutcracker as I type.
So far, the operative word in the "Can grow up to 600% its size!" advertising blurb (in the upper right hand corner of the package) is "can." (Note that the wise Grow Your Own marketing scribe did not use the word "will.")
My favorite bit, though, is on the back of the package. In tiny text, we get the following disclaimer: "This toy is in no way intended to represent living people. Any resemblance is purely coincidental and not intended to harm anyone."
To which I can only ask: huh?
Anyway, get yours here.