Just found this (while looking for something else, of course).
I think my favorite of these questions is this one: "How often do you block out disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the Internet?"
(There are lots of adjectives I would use to describe the Internet, but "soothing" is not one of them.)
And what about the poor schmucks (like me) who work in areas in which (nowadays, at least) "success" seems somewhat dependent on being online much of the time? Are we addicted?