Actually, just because we all know how temporal a Craig's List ad can be, let me quote the thing verbatim:
Tuba player looking to join NUBA all-nude tuba band
Very large, hirsuite [sic] male looking to join all-nude tuba band. I've played tuba for 10 years, and I've played in the nude before, so this is a logical progression.
Heavens to Murgatroyd!