Not a second career (but we should still kick him out of his current one)
Discovered this great site, and was astounded by the above picture and accompanying analysis. What an ugly, resonant image. My caption: "One of the motherlode cities of American music is being destroyed, but the president can't hear it over the sound of his own wretched, egomaniacal twanging."
There's some amazing stuff at the bagnews site: highly recommended.