Q: How many band-related emails have you sent out today, Mr. Durkin?
A: 26, starting at about 5 AM.
Q: It is now 12 noon. How many emails-per-hour is that?
A: Almost 4.
Q. Were these quickie-emails, usually comprised of a word or two?
Q. Were they complex emails, usually involving some careful working-out of important details?
Q. I guess that's what you get for booking nine gigs in three months, two countries, and seven cities, with five different versions of the group.
A. Is that a question?
Q. Do your fingers hurt?
Q. Are you crazy?
Q. Do you love your life?
Q. Why do you continue to type, even though you're taking a break?
A. Notice I am only typing one-word answers.