Reason no. 354.567: the other night while watching John Lennon's Jukebox, which featured a particularly vacuous manifestation of that ever-more-insipid former frontman for the Police (yeah, you know the one), she tossed off the following hilarious observation:
"Sting is the Keanu Reeves of music."
Oh, yeah. You know you want to marry her too.
(Need more proof that Sting sucks? Check out this list.)
(Drawing by Luke Pepper.)
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